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		<title>The Brandeis Watch: Rollover fund results</title>
		<description>With Andy Meyers, Jordan Rothman, Max Shay, Adam Hughes. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3055</link>
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		<title>The Hoot Report: Pennsylvania Primary, Gas Tax, Healthcare</title>
		<description>With Adam Hughes, Jon Lange, Zach Aranow, Bret Matthew. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3054</link>
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		<title>Sports Blitz: NHL, NBA Playoffs</title>
		<description>With Andy Meyers, Adam Hughs, Pat Garofalo, Zachary Aranow. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3053</link>
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		<title>Tech Talk: Violent Videogames, Apple Updates</title>
		<description>Hosted by Max Shay and Ben Douglas. Edited by Max Shay </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3052</link>
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		<title>Union Judiciary accepts suit against Chief of Elections</title>
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Following April’s Senator-at-Large elections, the Union Judiciary accepted a suit from former Senator-at-Large Andrew Brooks ’09 against former Union Secretary and Chief of Elections Nelson Rutrick ‘09.

During an interview with The Hoot, Brooks alleged that Rutrick “was not enforcing the rules” regarding libel, slander, and campaign requirements. According to Rutrick, ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3050</link>
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		<title>Student body votes to support Student Bill of Rights</title>
		<description>In a campus-wide vote Wednesday, the student body voted to support the Student Bill of Rights. Approximately 90% of voting students voted in favor of the document. 

The Student Bill of Rights, spearheaded by Union President Jason Gray ’10, was compiled by a student committee this semester. 

“The vote was ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3049</link>
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		<title>Weight room to receive rollover funds</title>
		<description>In a vote concerning Student Union finances, the student body voted to spend rollover funding on updating the Gosman weight room and to approve changes to the Union Constitution.

According to the proposal written by the weight room committee of the Student-Athlete Advisory Committee, the weight room’s current equipment is outdated ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3048</link>
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		<title>Changes follow Einstein Inspection</title>
		<description>A supposed failed inspection of Einstein Bros. Bagels has caused the coffee and bagel shop to make several behind the counter changes. The changes, that may go unnoticed by most customers, have drawn complaints from employees. 

All Einstein employees were sent an e-mail on April 25 from manager George Kallis ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3047</link>
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		<title>Nuanced rules needed for complex campaigns</title>
		<description>T   he efficiency of the Union Judiciary will be tested this Saturday when it hears the suit of Senator-at-Large Andrew Brooks ’09 against Chief of Elections Nelson Rutrick ’09 for his alleged failure to enforce campaign requirements and rules regarding libel and slander. Even though Noam Shuster ’11 ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3046</link>
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		<title>Book of Matthew: Go ahead, raise my taxes</title>
		<description>Perhaps my title shocked you.  I admit, normally, I would not be calling for the government to do something like this.  Normally, I would love for everyone to have low taxes.  However, we are not facing normal circumstances.

Whether you like it or not, the country needs money. ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3045</link>
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		<title>Libel, libel, everywhere</title>
		<description>Andrew Brooks’ injunction against the Election Commission is more than just an affront to the voting public of Brandeis. It is a dangerous precedent to set, and may seriously affect another candidate who has had complaints of libel by surrogates brought up against him: Andrew Brooks. The story behind the ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3044</link>
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		<title>Three comments on the election</title>
		<description>I would like to write this article on the debate around the Senator-At-Large position.  I have been doing a little bit of research and have a lot to say about the election.  First of all, I want to make it clear that all of the facts of the ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3043</link>
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		<title>Shopping for Truth: Feminist and proud</title>
		<description>Are you a feminist? Do you know what this even means? Whether you’re male or female, you have a stake in feminism, something I’ve realized after taking Women and Gender in Culture and Society Studies (WMGS 5a) with Professor Sue Lanser. 

I guess I’d always been sort of unsure of ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3042</link>
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		<title>Treasure hunt this summer</title>
		<description>As Brandeis students pack their bags for the summer, they are faced with the daunting prospect of what to do to fill the long months of June, July, and August.  Why not, then, do they not embark on a quest?  A quest to find the great unknown treasures ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3041</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Angry senior farewell&#8221;</title>
		<description>Someone from the Hoot reminded me last week to write my “angry senior farewell”.  To be honest that request would require me to go completely against my nature and betray the people who have made the last four years the high point of my short life. Brandeis is a ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3040</link>
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		<title>Fighting With Pinpricks: Solving the food crisis</title>
		<description>In the last few weeks, newspapers around the world—including this one—have been awash with stories about the global food crisis. In Haiti, Prime Minister Jacques-Édouard Alexis resigned following food riots; in Pakistan and Thailand, unrest is so high that the military must guard food stocks; all over Asia, governments have ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3038</link>
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		<title>One Tall Voice: Social justice is a stupid idea</title>
		<description>Social justice is stupid. There, I said it, and it feels good. Surrounded by the legions of deluded Brandeisians, using this term almost as much as they speak Hebrew or complain about Sherman, I am now finally happy to write about the imbecilic nature of this concept. This ideal is ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3037</link>
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		<title>The campus megaphone</title>
		<description>We are your megaphone. This is the newspaper for everyone, for the entire community. No matter what.

This was one of the first messages that I was taught after joining The Hoot, and four year’s after our publication’s creation, I think it is still the most important message of all.

The Hoot ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3036</link>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s to four more years</title>
		<description>Let’s take a trip back to 2004, when all of the seniors who will shortly graduate were first- years. There was no Facebook, John Kerry was running for President, the Red Sox had yet to break the curse, and gas was about $1.85 a gallon. And finally, to finish off ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3035</link>
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		<title>Taking stock after seven semesters</title>
		<description>Say it like you mean it – three years of The Hoot / seven semesters of The Hoot.

What! 

Three years, seven months, and four days ago when I first stepped foot onto this campus, Brandeis was a different world. Every year, changes have mounted to the point where I know ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3034</link>
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		<title>Community conversations</title>
		<description>Since 2005 those looking for a forum to discuss and understand community issues found one in The Hoot.

When The Hoot was first chartered in 2004, co-founder Igor Pedan told the Justice that he wanted to bring a focus back to the community. With each passing semester The Hoot has evolved ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3032</link>
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		<title>Parting words on life at the ‘Deis</title>
		<description>Instead of talking about The Hoot and how awesome it is, I thought that I would address Brandeis, and college for that matter, in a more general sense. These are the parting words of a senior student. The battle was long, and after these 16 or so years of sitting ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3031</link>
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		<title>Competition breeds quality</title>
		<description>Fingers pound across the keyboard as the 10 p.m. “suggested deadline” flies past like a runaway freight train. The Treasurer of the Union is speaking into your ear as you send three e-mails at once. Your word count rises, along with your editor’s blood pressure. Breaking news is breaking loose, ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3029</link>
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		<title>Office of Development organizes campus clean-up day for staff</title>
		<description>The Brandeis Office of Development and Alumni Relations will host a campus clean-up event on May 12 for their employees. The clean-up day has been named Brandeis development, environmental, clean-up and awareness day, or Brandeca Day. 

Development employees and senior staff will work primarily on litter and trash clean-up. 

Senior ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3028</link>
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		<title>Jewish chaplain search continues</title>
		<description>The Jewish Chaplain Search Committee is interviewing two candidates for the position of Jewish Chaplain according to a school-wide e-mail sent Tuesday. The university has been without a rabbi since Rabbi Allan Lehmann left in April 2007.

“Candidates must demonstrate intellectual and scholarly achievements in Jewish learning, strong teaching and interpersonal ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3027</link>
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		<title>Softball splits doubleheader with Wellesley to finish regular season; postseason birth hinges on NCAA selection committee</title>
		<description>
Brandeis Judges softball capped off a magnificent season, splitting a double header against Wellesley. The Judges dropped the first game 2-0 and then rallied from a three run deficit to claim the 5-3 victory, a fitting capstone to what has been, if nothing else, a very charmed squad.

Game One was ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3026</link>
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		<title>A successful year for TRON, Brandeis Men’s Ultimate Frisbee</title>
		<description>In the past year, you may have noticed a group of men running after flying discs out on the practice field near the commuter rail station.  What you saw was Brandeis’ Men’s Ultimate Frisbee team, called TRON.Ultimate Frisbee is an up and coming sport that combines the best aspects ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3025</link>
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		<title>NFL Draft round-up: Dolphins take Jake Long, Kansas City Chiefs deemed successful, and rookie quarterbacks could play big role</title>
		<description>Last weekend, the National Football League held its annual draft, the yearly player selection process that determines which team acquires the rights to sign each rookie player.  Spanning two days and seven rounds, the draft is debated and analyzed by football fans for months before it actually begins, and ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3024</link>
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		<title>Baseball with 20 hits, 17 runs in six inning defeat of Albertus Magnus</title>
		<description>
Football left Brandeis nearly five decades ago. That didn’t stop Coach Pete Varney’s baseball squad from putting up a football-like score when the Brandeis Judges needed only six innings and 20 hits to pulverize the Albertus Magnus Falcons 17-0.

The scoring began with a nine run second inning. Nine proved to ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3023</link>
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		<title>Spotlight on Boston</title>
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Sweeney Todd

Friday to Saturday, May 2-3, 2008, 8 p.m.

Loeb Drama Center, 64 Brattle St., Cambridge

You’ve (probably/maybe if you’re a Johnny Depp fan) seen the movie, now go see Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street on stage. The musical features blood, gore, meat pies, and one pissed off barber. ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3022</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s going on at Brandeis?</title>
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Measure for Measure

Friday-Sunday, May 2-May4, 2008, 8 p.m.

Epstein

Juliet has a bun in the oven. In this Shakespearean “problem play,” sex out of wedlock is illegal and so Juliet’s fiance Claudio is sentenced to death. Will Claudio avoid the chopping block? Will Juliet be reunited with her lover? And what does ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3021</link>
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		<title>Student takes class project to the next level</title>
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The Heller School for Social Policy and Management hosted the second screening of Before Sunrise, a short film by Mohammad Kundos ’10 who also composed the music for the film. The first screening was held during the Leonard Bernstein Festival of the Creative Arts.

The film, which initially started as a ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3018</link>
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		<title>Serving up some humor</title>
		<description>This past Tuesday, the comedic Brandeisians came together again for a third installment of Slice and 'Deis. "The Finals Countdown" opened with a parody of the Lost opening credits. The opening scene was humorous, with suspense leading up to a low-brow fart joke.

This episode's plot centers around finals as well ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3017</link>
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		<title>Got Talent?</title>
		<description>
On April 30 2008, the season finale of Brandeis Got Talents was shot live in Shapiro Theater. The final five contestants,  were Etta King '10, Lisa Fitzgerald '10, Nick Pollack '10 , Natasha Vadera '11 and Michael Cohen (GRAD), competed before a live studio audience to affirm their supremacy ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3016</link>
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		<title>Sarah Marshall is unforgettable</title>
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While tabloids usually focus on the celebrity component of a Hollywood love triangle, Forgetting Sarah Marshall follows the underdog, as he attempts to recover from a breakup with up-and-coming It girl Sarah Marshall, played by Kirsten Bell (Veronica Mars).

Produced by Judd Apatow, Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother, Freaks ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3015</link>
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		<title>Nick Cave: Still scary after all these years</title>
		<description>
Nick Cave is not the sort of person you’d want to meet in a dark alley at night. As a matter of fact, I’m not even sure you’d want to associate with the pugnacious Aussie in the middle of Grand Central Station. If his ferociously raw vocals weren’t intimidating enough, ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3014</link>
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		<title>After 17 years of service, Community Service Director Diane Hannan says goodbye to Brandeis</title>
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What brought Community Service Director Diane Hannan to her current job? Chalk it up to serendipity if you ask her. But a move to Boston 20 years ago and a chance posting for the position of director and advisor for the Waltham group caught her attention. Now, 17 years and ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3013</link>
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		<title>More than just a tour group:</title>
		<description>It has been almost three years since Hurricane Katrina ravaged the Gulf Coast, and as 18 members of National Collegiate Volunteers’ (NCV) second trip to New Orleans saw, the area is still recovering. From March 19 to March 24, Noah Kaplan ’08, Gaurav Gharti-Chhetri ’10, Adam Greenblatt ’10, Jaehwan Oh ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/3012</link>
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		<title>The Sports Blitz: The Hoot talks NHL and NBA playoffs.</title>
		<description>With Pat Garofalo, Zach Aronow, Adam Hughes, hosted and edited by Andy Meyers. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2987</link>
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		<title>The Brandeis Watch: Discussing the Union elections process.</title>
		<description>With Pat Garofalo, Adam Hughes, Zach Aronow, edited and hosted by Andy Meyers. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2986</link>
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		<title>Music Musings: Punk Rock, WBRS, and The Hoot talk new albums, Stone Temple Pilots, and personal selections</title>
		<description>With Mike Riga, Daniel Orkin, Jeremy Karp, hosted and edited by Andy Meyers. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2985</link>
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		<title>Tech Talk (1/3) Google Earth 4.3, Flight Simulator Memories</title>
		<description>Hosted by Max Shay, with Ben Douglas. Edited by Max Shay. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2983</link>
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		<title>Tech Talk (2/3) Samsung, the Enron of Korea?</title>
		<description>Hosted by Max Shay, with Ben Douglas. Edited by Max Shay. </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2982</link>
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		<title>Tech Talk (3/3) Psystar, Apple&#8217;s Market Share</title>
		<description>Hosted by Max Shay, with Ben Douglas. Edited by Max Shay </description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2981</link>
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		<title>Alum’s bookstore faces closure</title>
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Last week, in the shadow of his three year anniversary, proprietor of Back Pages Books Alex Green ’04 sent an e-mail to over 800 friends, acquaintances, customers, and colleagues detailing his store’s financial woes. After three years on Moody Street, his business is on verge of shutting its doors. 

“[W]ithout ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2979</link>
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		<title>After second appeal hearing, Darwish returns to campus</title>
		<description>Following a hearing before the University Board of Appeals on April 16, TYP student Mamoon Darwish, who had been suspended for nearly two months, returned to campus. 

Darwish’s hearing Wednesday came after a hearing April 8 in which charges against him for an ‘alleged incident’ were dismissed after the reporting ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2978</link>
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		<title>After negotiation, Student Events returns to F-board oversight</title>
		<description>Following two weeks of negotiations, Student Events has agreed to return under the oversight of the Finance Board. Student Events, citing delays and inefficiency with the F-board’s method of accessing funds, placed themselves under the jurisdiction of Senior Vice President of Students and Enrollment Jean Eddy in November.

“The Union presented ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2977</link>
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		<title>Markey discusses a green revolution</title>
		<description>Massachusetts Congressman Edward Markey, Chair of the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming, spoke on Sunday afternoon about Congress’s efforts to address climate change and the need to go green. 

Following the lecture in Rapaporte Treasure Hall, a panel of environmental entrepreneurs discussed the profitability of a green ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2976</link>
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		<title>Help Back Pages start a new chapter</title>
		<description>With its modest size, diverse selection of books, and in-store readings by authors, Back Pages Books is the quintessential independent bookstore for college students. Unfortunately, the store is currently in danger of closing down--that is, if the community does not come out to support it. Alex Green ’04, the store’s ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2975</link>
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		<title>Transparency via blog</title>
		<description>As the winners of our most recent Student Union elections get settled in to their new positions, it is necessary to take a few things into consideration. 

In an election filled with catch words like “open dialogue”, “representing my constituents” and “transparency”, it only makes sense for both the winners ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2974</link>
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		<title>Book of Matthew: A letter to all Clinton supporters</title>
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Dear Supporters of Senator Hillary Clinton,

As many of you know, your candidate has a very slim chance of being nominated.  I am not trying to be harsh; I am merely stating a fact.  She will find it quite difficult to persuade superdelegates to support her as long as ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2973</link>
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		<title>One Tall Voice: A writer&#8217;s return to controversy</title>
		<description>In the February 29th edition of The Hoot, I announced my sorrowful retirement from controversy. I had proclaimed that I could no longer take the tension and agitation that comes along with saying sometimes offensive or unpopular remarks. I wrote that my skin was no longer thick enough to take ...</description>
		<link>http://thehoot.net/articles/2972</link>
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		<title>Shopping for Truth: Drive-thru marriage</title>
		<description>What does marriage mean in modern American society? I remember when I was younger, little girls would watch Disney movies believing that the Prince was a real person. But with age comes wisdom and you come to learn that no one is perfect and life is more exciting that way. ...</description>
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